KABLOOSH!

Kabloosh is a very fun sound to hear. You hear it when popping balloons or jumping in water, and usually it's one of the best sounds ever. But when you're driving and hear "kabloosh," it can be slightly upsetting. If you're wondering, the car might have made that noise when I was driving it. I immediately started talking to the hunking truck.

"I didn't mean those things I said about you, I promise! Why can't we just work things out? Please don't do this to me. I'll change your motor oil! I know how you like that."
But the big old ford held a grudge, and before i knew it I was pulled over on the side of the road with a blown out tire. My cell phone wasn't working, so i started to run the 4 or so miles home, and the truck still hates me. I think i might blow it up someday.
KABLOOSH! That'll serve it right. Ha.